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Very Funny Joke: 2boys vs Drunkard and Priest

Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges 4rm a neighbor n decided 2 go to a calm place 2 share d lot equally. One of dem suggested d nearby cemetery.

As they were jumping d big gate to enter d cemetery, two oranges fell out of d big bag but they didn't bother 2 pick dem since dey had enough in d bag. (lol)

Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way frm a bar, passed near d cemetery gate n heard a voice saying:
"one 4 me, one 4 u, (lol)
one 4 me, one 4 u".... (lol)

He immediately sobered up n ran as fast as he could 2 a church nearby, for d priest... "Father, pls come wit me
. Come n witness God n satan sharing corpse @ d cemetery"... (lol)

Dey both ran back 2 d cemetery gate n d voice continued : "one 4 me, one 4 u, one 4 me, one 4 u'...

Suddenly, d voice stopped counting n said: "what about d two @ d gate?" (lol)

Come see marathon race! d priest almost ran pass d church gate.. shouting: "We are not dead yet oohh!!!". (lol) (lol) (lol) OLD BUT AWESOME.

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Posted By KellyChi On 09:49 Sat, 24 May 2014

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