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akpo the house boy

Akpos who was a houseboy
usually sneaks into his Oga's
(Boss) room, drinks his wine and
adds water to top it up. One day
his Oga bought a new wine called
pasties, it was a french wine that
changes colour if water is added
on to it.
Akpors unaware of this, sneaks
in to his Oga's room, drank the
new wine and added water on it.
Immediately it started changing
Akpors:- "I am in trouble, big
trouble". He ran to the kitchen.
Meanwhile, oga and madam were
sitted in the parlour, while Akpors
was in the kitchen.
OGA: Akpors
Akpors: Oga
OGA: who drank my pasties?.
No answer!
OGA: Akpors, who drank my
No answer.
Oga walked to the kitchen and
saw Akpors there.
OGA: Are you insane or what?.
Why when i call, you say"Oga"
but when i ask you a question
you don't answer me.
Akpors: Oga when you are in the
kitchen you don't understand
anything except your name.
OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to the
parlour, stand beside madam and
ask me a question while i stand
Akpors went and did what oga
Akpors: Ogaaaaaa
OGA: Yes Akpors
Akpors: Who goes into the maid's
bedroom when madam is not at
No answer.
Akpors: Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey hear
me, i say who dey sneakenter
the house girl room when madam
no dey house.
No answer.
Oga runs out of the kitchen.
OGA: Wonders shall never end.
Akpors, it is true o, when one is in
the kitchen, one does not hear
anything, except one's name.
MADAM: That's not true. It's a lie.
Akpors: Madam, do you want to
be tested?.
Akpors: Oya enter the kitchen.
She enters.
Akpors: Madam
MADAM: Yes Akpors
Akpors: Who is Junior's biological
Father?. Me or Oga
Madam rushed out of thekitchen
MADAM: This kitchen needs tobe
fumigated o, i can't understand
anything at all.
One word for Akpors.

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