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akpo the house boy




Akpos who was a houseboy
usually sneaks into his Oga's
(Boss) room, drinks his wine and
adds water to top it up. One day
his Oga bought a new wine called
pasties, it was a french wine that
changes colour if water is added
on to it.
.
Akpors unaware of this, sneaks
in to his Oga's room, drank the
new wine and added water on it.
Immediately it started changing
colour.
.
Akpors:- "I am in trouble, big
trouble". He ran to the kitchen.
.
Meanwhile, oga and madam were
sitted in the parlour, while Akpors
was in the kitchen.
.
OGA: Akpors
Akpors: Oga
OGA: who drank my pasties?.
No answer!
OGA: Akpors, who drank my
pasties?
No answer.
.
Oga walked to the kitchen and
saw Akpors there.
.
OGA: Are you insane or what?.
Why when i call, you say"Oga"
but when i ask you a question
you don't answer me.
Akpors: Oga when you are in the
kitchen you don't understand
anything except your name.
OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to the
parlour, stand beside madam and
ask me a question while i stand
here.
.
Akpors went and did what oga
said.
.
Akpors: Ogaaaaaa
OGA: Yes Akpors
Akpors: Who goes into the maid's
bedroom when madam is not at
home?.
No answer.
Akpors: Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey hear
me, i say who dey sneakenter
the house girl room when madam
no dey house.
No answer.
.
Oga runs out of the kitchen.
.
OGA: Wonders shall never end.
Akpors, it is true o, when one is in
the kitchen, one does not hear
anything, except one's name.
MADAM: That's not true. It's a lie.
Akpors: Madam, do you want to
be tested?.
MADAM: Yes
Akpors: Oya enter the kitchen.
.
She enters.
.
Akpors: Madam
MADAM: Yes Akpors
Akpors: Who is Junior's biological
Father?. Me or Oga
.
Madam rushed out of thekitchen
.
MADAM: This kitchen needs tobe
fumigated o, i can't understand
anything at all.
One word for Akpors.






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