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SOME STUPID QUESTIONS AND THEIR ANSWERS.... ADD YOURS AND GET POPULAR




Answers for “Stupid” Questions :

1. Someone calls you at 2am in
the night and ask you "are you
sleeping ?"
Ans : no, I’m picking beans.

2. You're making out with a girl
then you start pulling her pants
then she asks; what are you trying
to do?
Ans : I want to wash them for
you.

3. They see you coming out of the
bathroom, wet; ''did you just have
a bath ?''
Ans : no, I fell into the toilet
bowl.

4. You are standing right in front
of the elevator on the ground
floor going to your office, yet
they ask; ''Are you going up ?''
Ans : no, I’m waiting for my office
to come down and pick me!

5. Your boyfriend comes home
with a bunch of flowers and you
still asks him; ''are those
flowers?''
Ans : no baby, they're carrots!

6. You're in the queue at the
cinema to buy tickets, a friend
see's you and ask; ''what are you
doing here?''
Ans : I’m here to pay my school
fees!

7. When people see you lying
down with your eyes closed, they
still ask; ''are you sleeping ?''
Ans : No! I'm practicing to die.

8. You went to a restaurant and
the waiter asks you : ''Plz can I
get you a table ?''
Ans : No. I’m here to eat on the
floor.

9. The Lecturer caught you
copying in the exam hall, he ask
you, are you copying?
Ans: no am photocopying!

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