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Pic: Couple Arrested for Selling “Tickets to Heaven”

Tito and Amanda Watts were arrested over the
weekend for selling “golden tickets to heaven” to
hundreds of people. The couple, who sold the
tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told
buyers the tickets were made from solid GOLD
and each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in
heaven — simply present the ticket at the pearly
gates and you’re in.

“People can sell tickets to heaven,” a Jacksonville
police spokesman said.

“But the Watts misrepresented their
product. The tickets were just wood
spray painted GOLD with ‘Ticket To Heaven – Admit One’ written in marker.

You can’t sell something as GOLD when it’s not.
That’s where the Watts crossed the line into
doing something illegal.” Tito Watts said in his
police statement: I don’t care what the police say.

The tickets are solid gold… it ain’t cut up two by
fours I spray painted gold. And it was Jesus who
give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell
them so I could get me some money to go to
outer space.

I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the
cash together he’d take me and my wife on his
flying saucer to his planet that’s made entirely of
crack cocaine. You can smoke all the crack
cocaine there you want… totally free. So, try to
send an innocent man to jail and see what
happens. You should arrest Jesus because he’s
the one that
gave me the golden tickets and said
to sell them. I’m willing to wear a wire and set
Jesus up…

Amanda Watts said in her police statement:
We just wanted to leave earth and go to space
and smoke rock cocaine. I didn’t do nothing. Tito
sold the golden tickets to heaven. I just watched.

Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in
cash, five crack pipes and a baby alligator.

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