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Akpors invited his mother overfor dinner.During the meal, his mothercouldn't help

Akpors invited his mother over
for dinner.
During the meal, his mother
couldn't help
noticing how beautiful Akpors's
was. She had long been
suspicious of a
relationship between Akpors and
roommate and this only made
her more
Over the course of the evening,
watching the two interact, she
started to
wonder if there was more
between Akpors
and the roommate than met the
eye. Reading
his mom's thoughts, Akpors
volunteered, "I
know what you must be thinking,
but I
assure you, Kate and I are just
About a week later, Kate came to
Akpors and
said, "Ever since your mother
came to dinner,
I've been unable to find the
beautiful silver
gravy ladle. "You don't suppose
she took it, do
you?" Kate said, "Well, I doubt it,
but I'll write
her a letter just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote:"Dear
Mother, I'm
not saying you 'did' take a gravy
ladle from
my house, and I'm not saying you
'did not'
take a gravy ladle. But the fact
remains that
one has been missing ever since
you were
here for dinner."
Several days later, Akpors
received a letter
from his mother which
read:"Dear Son, I'm
not saying that you 'do' sleepwith
Kate, and
I'm not saying that you 'do not'
sleep with
Kate. But the fact remains that if
she was
sleeping in her own bed, she
would have
found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom"

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