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CHAII AKPOS VS ABOKI... WHO GET SENSE PASS lols




AKPORS was hungry and went to
‘mai shayi’ (men selling tea and
bread).
The following dialogue transpired
between them:

AKPORS: You get loaf of bread?

ABOKI: yes

AKPORS: bring one; slice am into
two and put two sachet of butter
in between

ABOKI: (happy and thanking God
for bringing customer, is quickly
doing as he is instructed )

AKPORS: You get egg?

ABOKI: yes customer

AKPORS: fry 6 eggs put am inside
the bread.

ABOKI: Okay customer

AKPORS: You get sardine for
inside gongoni?

ABOKI: yes customer everything
dey.

AKPORS: put two gongoni inside
the bread.

ABOKI: Okay customer (happy
and doing as he is told, already
enthusiastic' ll make a lot of
money 2day)

AKPORS: you don finish? Oya
press the bread together for me.

ABOKI: See am customer, i don
prepare am finish.

AKPORS: OYA CUT Ten Naira
OWN FOR ME! (lol)





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Posted By KELLYCHI On 10:19 Sun, 11 Nov 2012

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