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TEACHER: Why didn't youstudy?
STUDENT: A year has 365 days
for you to
After taking away 52 Sundays,
there are
only 313days left. Thereare 50
days in
the summer that is way too hot to
work so there are only 263
daysleft. We sleep 8
hours a day, in a year, that
counts up to
122 days so now we're left with
days. If we fooled around for
only 1 hour
a day, 15 days are gone, so we
are left
with 126 days. We spend 2 hours
eating each day, 30 days areused
in this way in
the year, and we are left with96
days in
our year. We spend 1 hour a
day speaking to friends and
family, that
takes away 15 days more and we
are left
with 81 days. Exams andtests
take up at least 35 daysin your
year; hence you are
only left with 46 days. Takingoff
approximately 40 days of
holidays, you
are only left with 6 days.Sayyou
are sick
fora minimum of 3 days; you're
left with
3 days in the year to study! Let's
say you only go out for 2
days...You're left with 1
day. But that 1 day is your
That's why I did not study.
Teacher: Class dismissed.

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